justalesbiandream asked:
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If you ever see a cute girl, just assume that she probably ends up hating you either way. Whether it’s because you’re into her and she’s not into you, or because you guys actually get together and later break up. That’s how it goes most of the time and assuming someone will end up hating you either way takes off a lot of pressure. Then step the fuck up to her and CHARM.
If you’re hooking up with me, you can expect me to throw you onto a bed, mark up your neck, and then hit you with that “I’m not going to do anything else than this unless you ask me to” because consent is my bitch and I love her and I’m never touching anyone without her
and you know what
thats hella fuckign rad
Make consent ur bitch too.
Anonymous asked:
Love
Is like a minefield
You either get too excited in the middle
Misstep and blow up
Or you just blow up
Right away
plantbasedalexandra asked:
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Hilarious that my parents even had the audacity to say I would end up living under a bridge if I would move to Budapest by myself.
This is literally my 4th day here and I just sold my first full-length novel at 18 years old.
I achieved this in 4 days without any of their dumb ass help. And to think a small part of me actually believed their shit, actually worried about ending up homeless and under a bridge. But no. I am rewriting what it means to be young and independent and I am doing it without any of their help. How dare they underestimate me.
Absolute buffoons. Go suck on my succes, you idiots.
Anonymous asked:
9: How late did you stay up last night?
Stayed up til around 3 am.
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
The most stressful thing I have going on right now is wether they’ll take me at vet school or not… and what I’ll do with my life if they don’t.
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
I have but not full on! Just to mess with friends and siblings. I have been on the receiving end of slaps, though.
Thanks for asking!
Gay eye contact:
- You look at a girl
- Girl looks at you
- Y’all looking at each other
- Corners of your lips turn up (not whole thing, just corners. Very important)
- Corners of her lips turn up too
- This is where you just keep staring. Don’t look away now or it won’t be gay!
- She keeps staring too? Great! You now have a girlfriend.
You’re welcome.
Anonymous asked:
Hey anon, sorry to hear about the break up:(. Heartbreak is such a bitch. I believe exes can be friends and have a good not-romantic relationship together, BUT for this to be able to happen there’s one requirement, and that is no contact at all for a certain amount of time (I’d suggest 3 months is a good time period to start with). At the moment, it seems like you still care about her since it hurts you to see her new life unfold, which totally makes sense! I think the best thing you could do for yourself is to give your heart some time away from her to heal. This way, you give yourself the best chance at developing a healthy, friendly relationship with her later on. Good luck! <3

